Company Tech Support

Uber Great Company
Where customer service is first on our list of things to do
Tech Support

Taking great pride in helping our customers
Uber Great offers 24/7 customer service
Our customers can contact us at all hours of the day or night.
Our response time is nearly 99%¹
Our Customer Satisfaction is 100%²

Customer Comments:

Cindy Q. writes: "I am so pleased with Uber Great and especially Ruth who helped me personally. Not only did she help me find my web site but also went out of her way to to show me how to delete old email, that is beyond my expectations! You truly are Uber Great"

Roger B. writes: "I like Uber Great because they help me a lot. Miss Anderson, my teacher would not help me any more. I got the help I needed finding out how to open my CD tray and make a CD play. Thank you Uber Great for helping me."

Mark H. writes: "Uber Great is terrific when it comes to customer service. I gave my brother John who works there a good book to read about helping people, so Uber Great would have expert people working there and that is good."

Mary H. writes: "Uber Great is a good company. When the MacBurger wouldnt promote my son John from Fries to Burgers after working for them for nearly 10 years, Uber Great took him on and gave him a job. Such compassion is rare these days. John is happy working there and one day hopes to be promoted to department head. Which rumor has it, will be soon."

Our Staff:
John H. - A rising star on the Tech Support Team. We stole this highly technical person from the slave labor force working at the local MacBurger. John shows potential beyond all other staff members. Graduated in the top 30% of his Class at Hoovers Institute of Hooked on Phonics. The entire Staff looks to John when it comes to super technical questions³.
Chris X. - Total expert on Chat Rooms. Chris claims on his application to have visited more than 100 chat rooms. How could we not hire an expert of his caliber. You can find and chat with Chris in our Chat Rooms, look for him under such screen names as: DeathRaptor in our RPG Chat Room, Suzy12 in our Pre-Teen Chat Room, Sweet16nHorny in our Lesbian Chat Room and finally as TechGuy46 in our Tech Support Chat room⁴.
Donna L. - Our hardest working Tech Rep, she works nearly 28 hours a week! When Donna is not looking after her 7 children, she can be found, when it is her turn, sitting at our computer opening email from our customers.
Maria Contessa Louisa Gonzales Rodriguiz Sanchez - Our token minority in the office. Maria works hard when it is her turn at the computer. One day she hopes to become a citizen and finally can rest easy as she recently bought herself a green card and ID. After months of extensive training, Maria is now able to turn on the computer without assistance!
Charlie P. - Pee Wee Herman's biggest fan and President of the Pee Wee Herman Fan Club. Charlie is the official 'office clown' and all around fun guy. Everyone at Uber Great loves his jokes and sense of humor. One day, he promised, that he will show us all how to load the printer with paper and also how to change the ink cartridge. Until then, it remains a secret and we rely on this super geek to do for us what we dont have the technological skills to do for ourselves.
Brad B. - Brother of Uber Great President and CEO, Chad B. Both Chad and Brad look forward to getting their GED soon, so they can move onto bigger and better things. The two brothers hope to one day be able to make web pages without using a WYSIWYG. With such high expectations, Uber Great has a promising future with such high tech people at the helm of the company.
Marty L. - Husband of Donna L. He too when not baby sitting his 4 kids and the Postman's 3 kids also works around the office. One day, Marty hopes to rise up in the world and leave Tech Support in favor of a more promising job at the MacBurger.
Ruth Ann - In spite of Ruth Ann's incontinent problem, which is not a problem, really! Well, there was that one time she pee'd on the computer chair and we all had to wait for it to dry. But other than that, Ruth Ann is the company expert at email. She has a brother who has a friend, who has a sister who is dating someone who read the entire book 'Email for Dummies'. Ruth Ann has his Cell Phone number and can call anytime for expert advice!

Email us anytime, day or night!
We are here for you 24/7⁵

¹ We open all emails within 4 hours of entering the office.
² We have nearly 10 emails from real customers stating how happy they are
³ John H. owns a copy of 'Customer Service for Dummies' and has almost finished reading the first 4 chapters!
⁴ While it is true, the authorities do have Chris in jail. We at Uber Great believe he will beat the false charges of Statutory Rape, Kidnapping, False Imprisonment, Sodomy, Internet Stalking, Stalking, Indecent Exposure, Indecent Exposure to a Minor and Lurking around School Yards. The Public Defender said that Chris has a good chance of claiming to be insane and if he gets away with it, he may get Probation after serving a term or two in a Psychiatric Hospital for the Criminally Insane.
⁵ Office Hours are from 9am - 11am, 1pm - 3pm Excluding: All weekends, Federal Holidays, day before a Holiday, day after a Holiday, State Holidays, County Holidays, Brad or Chad's birthday, any other employee's birthday, the Pope's birthday, Saint Patrick's Day, Ides of March, Groundhog Day, all Jewish Holidays (cause Marty is half Jewish), all Muslum Holy Days (cause Maria is Muslim), day before it rains, rainy days, the day after it rains, Police emergencies, Federal emergencies, Violent storms, the week of the County and/or State Fair, when the Circus is in town, when Chad's mom is having her period, the Jerry Lewis Telethon, during the Global Web Awards, any tsunami in the world, Spring Break, the days when Winter, Spring, Summer and Autumn officially begin, or any other day either the Post Office, Schools or Banks are closed.